I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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