I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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