dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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