Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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