This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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