oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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