he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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