Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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