I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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