Whats the glycemic index on semen?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Randomize
