these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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