So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
