sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He kissed a someone with a penis
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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