no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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