Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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