I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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