he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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