I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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