Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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