Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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