She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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