All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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