if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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