I am in a vortex of obligation.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I want her autograph on my taint
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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