The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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