Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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