I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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