For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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