Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
