is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
