I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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