ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
