whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
