She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Mom said you looked used
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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