North Korea, Best Korea!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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