i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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