thus making me awesome and them whores
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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