i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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