either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can you repeat that, but with context?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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