I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
