ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Randomize
