and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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