By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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