How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
