i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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