The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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