A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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