I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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