Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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