yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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