At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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