So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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