her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I don't think brook has ever known best
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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