when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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